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Ballsy Inanna Bounces Back!

Benson C Saili
THIS EARTH, MY BROTHER

Jehovah’s granddaughter sullies Ninurta’s century of peace

Following the atomic blasts that levelled and buried Harappa and Mohenjo Daro in the Indus Valley circa 2140 BC, all the Intraterrestrials with whom Inanna-Ishtar had allied simply vanished. Inanna was all alone and in that state, she was a sitting duck for arrest by Enlil’s disgraced sheriffs. Her only sensible option was to surrender herself for trial and sentencing, but that was the last thing on her mind.  

In desperation, she got in touch with Nergal, her brother-in-law, her beau, and her sympathiser-in-chief and pleaded with him for shelter. Obliging her, Nergal arranged for her to be spirited to the Abzu, southern Africa, where he reigned. Since secrets do not hold forever, Ereshkigal, Nergal’s wife who was also Inanna’s elder sister, got wind of Inanna’s presence in her husband’s domain. Ereshkigal, who had a visceral hatred for her own sister, tipped Enlil straightaway.  When he got the news, Enlil immediately ordered Nergal to expel Inanna from his domain, failure to which there would be serious repercussions for him. Thus alarmed, Nergal did likewise: once again, Inanna was on her own.

It was her own father, Nannar-Sin, who came to her rescue. He fetched her from where Nergal had dumped her and took her with him to Ur, his cult city. Inanna was told by her father that she would indefinitely lose her rank among the Anunnaki Pantheon of the Twelve. She would also no longer have a city-state at her command; instead,   he and his wife Ningal were to assume full-time guardianship of her, meaning she would live in her parents’ house like a minor. That was the only way she could avoid trial and a very harsh sentence for that matter.

Inanna meekly accepted the terms but only with tongue in cheek. Like the fiercely ambitious woman she was, that was not the last she would be heard from. Her strategy was simply to lie low for a while and then rebound at the slightest inkling of opportunity. But in so far as power broking was concerned, she was finished. She was no longer the heavyweight she once was.

Meanwhile, Ninurta was forging a legend in Sumer. Enlil had appointed him as the overall god of Sumer and Akkad indefinitely in 2220 BC. So far, he had done a swell job. He had defeated and forced Inanna into exile in the Indus Valley. Peace and tranquillity had now been restored to the First Region. He had fixed the water reticulation system Nergal had sabotaged and restored to good nick irrigation and agriculture. A diligent and hard-working god, he had been flying from place to place, in his plane, known as the Divine Black Bird, to personally inspect progress about the whole rehabilitation process.

As before, Ninurta’s cult centre was Lagash, which this time around he had set to convert into a great centre of Sumerian culture.  Unlike other gods such as Enlil, Ishkur-Adad, and Nannar-Sin who revelled in a cult of personality, Ninurta was only nominally religious-inclined: his main focus was agriculture. As such, in Lagash, people celebrated agricultural feasts, such as the Festival of First Fruits, and not religious feasts. This, plus the fact that he was an exemplary god moral-wise who was so devoted to his wife Bau, made him very popular with his subjects. Only Enlil and he never ever strayed in their marriages.      

Since he was so demonstrably moral, Ninurta’s people called upon him to proclaim moral laws and codes of justice that would be binding upon all and sundry. At the time he was so besought, there was no king in any Sumerian city-state.  In order to assist him enact and enforce these laws, he appointed what he called “Righteous Governors”.  Then among these governors, he chose one as his viceroy. His name was Gudea.

Gudea was a child of Ninurta and Nina, a daughter of Enlil and his wife Ninli. This made Ninurta and Nina half-siblings given that they had the same father but different mothers, Ninurta’s being Ninmah. But Gudea was not conceived in the normal way: he was conceived by way of artificial insemination and with the instrumentality of Bau herself.

Gudea is remembered for the peace and prosperity that accompanied his rein. In his time, there were no local wars, not even one: it was all about trade and reconstruction. “Lagash burst into new bloom and produced some of Sumer's most enlightened and best-known rulers,” say the Sumerian records. “The known viceroys who followed him left a written record of achievements in agriculture, construction, social legislation, and ethical reforms – material and moral achievements that would make any government proud.”

NINURTA’S FEINT FOR SUPREMACY ON EARTH

Mathematically, the astrological Age of Aries was supposed to dawn in 2220 BC. It was around this that time Marduk, Enki’s firstborn son, began to lay claim to ascendancy to Enlilship. But the Sun still arose in the constellation of Taurus since Taurus was so large that it occupied more than its fair share of the celestial arc. Hence Marduk was prevailed upon to bide his time till Taurus had completely vanished and Aries now constituted the night time’s starry backdrop.  

In 2160 BC, Aries seemed to loom large in the night time sky and Marduk returned from the Antarctica, where he had exiled himself and began to make his case for his replacement of Enlil as Earth’s new Chief Executive.  He demanded an audience with the Pantheon of the Twelve so he could present his case to them with substantial evidence now that the Age of the Ram was upon “us”. Enlil, however, refused to call the meeting until further notice. Power is so sweet.

Thus snubbed but now determined even more than ever, Marduk embarked on a campaign to drum up support from the Earthlings that his time had arrived. He detailed his highly eloquent heir, Nabu, to base himself in Canaan and campaign from there whilst he himself campaigned in other places.

Meanwhile, Ninurta, who was the strongest Enlilite of the day, was not convinced that the Age of the Ram was definitively on the horizon. In order to so counter Marduk, he decided to construct a new sacred precinct known as the Eninnu. This actually was the second Eninnu, to be built about 1500 feet (about 460 metres) from where the old one lay. The symbolism of this gesture, theoretically at least, was that Ninurta was challenging Marduk for the supremacy of Earth. Eninnu meant “House of Fifty” and 50 was the rank for Earth’s Chief Executive.

The statement Ninurta was trying to make was that it was he who would succeed Enlil as Lord of planet Earth.  However, this simply was psychological warfare on the part of Ninurta as he had made it clear a long time ago that he was no longer interested in the jockeying for the highest office on the planet. His construction of the new Eninnu was purely in the interests of his clan, the Enlilites, and not for his own sake personally.  The task to erect the new structure was given to Gudea.  

Some of the building materials that would go  into the structure included gold from Africa and Anatolia, silver from the Taurus Mountains, cedars from Lebanon, other rare woods from Ararat, copper from the Zagros range, diorite from Egypt, carnelian from Ethiopia, tin from  the Titicaca region in South America, and special timbers from Tilmun  for the temple-house’s furnishings.  The edifice was intended to be a magnificent structure. In order to ensure that all went well, Ninurta roped in one other god. This was Ningishzidda, Enki’s genius son.   

CELESTIAL OBSERVATORY TO REBUT MARDUK AMBITION

Zidda was presently based in South America, where he had relocated with a retinue of dark-skinned Anunnaki known as the Olmecs circa 3113 BC. Thus he was a “a god called forth from obscurity in Gudea's time". Zidda, known as the “Bright Serpent” (by virtue of an ancestry that evolved from a snake species on his father’s side), was the Anunnaki’s brainiest dude after his father Enki. He was the Jack of all Trades and Master of them all. Ninurta called upon him in his capacity as the    “Divine Architect” and “Keeper of the Secrets of the Giza Pyramid”, which he designed.  

Ninurta told Zidda that, “The Bull (Taurus) proclaims Commander Enlil and me, his Champion and Successor. While the Sun rises in The Bull, Enlil, through me, rules Earth.” In line with this assertion, Ninurta intended the new Eninnu to serve two purposes in the main. First, it was to be Sumer’s equivalent of the Giza Pyramid in terms of architectural grandeur. In Ninurta’s own words, “The new temple will be seen from afar. Its awe-inspiring glance will reach the heavens.

The adoration of my temple shall extend to all the lands, its heavenly name will be proclaimed in countries from the ends of the Earth. In Magan (Egypt) and Meluhha (Sudan inclusive of Ethiopia) will cause people to say: Ningirsu (Ninurta’s other name, meaning “Lord of the Girsu”, his fighter craft), the Great Hero from the Lands of Enlil, is a god who has no equal. He is the Lord of all the Earth.”

Second, it was meant to serve as a domed astronomical observatory with which to meticulously scan the heavens and therefore ascertain at what time exactly the astrological Age of Aries hove in sight. Zidda was therefore the best fit for this undertaking. It was he “who reckons the heavens, the counter of the stars and the measurer of the Earth, the inventor of arts and sciences, the scribe of the gods, the one who made calculations concerning the heavens, the stars and the Earth, the Reckoner of times and of seasons, he whose   knowledge and powers of calculating measured out the heavens and planned the Earth."

Zidda, “the great God who held the plans, the appointed guardian of the secret plans of the pyramids of Giza”, designed the Eninnu and provided Gudea a scale model of the same. This was in 2160 BC.  According to the architectural plan, there was to be a secure zone, an inner special enclosure within the temple grounds, for Ninurta’s personal airborne vehicle, the “Divine Black Bird”. Two more special sunken enclosures were also catered for. These were to harbour two weapons meant to protect the Black Bird – the "Supreme Hunter" and the "Supreme Killer”, both of which emitted beams of light and death-dealing rays.

Besides the in-house astronomical observatory, there was to be erected in the Eninnu’s forecourt two stone circles, one with six and the other with seven stone pillars, for observing the skies. One part of the stone circles would be devoted entirely to the zodiac and the other was geared to observing celestial risings and setting – a virtual Stonehenge on the banks of the Euphrates River!  There was in fact several such Stonehenges dotted all over the world at the time – in Britain, Egypt, South America, China, the Golan Heights in Syria, etc. All these were deliberate countermoves by Ninurta and Zidda to demonstrate to Marduk and mankind at large that the zodiacal age still was the Age of the Bull.

The Eninnu was to be oriented to the “favourable planet in the heavens”, that is, Nibiru. It was such a grand project that to construct it, Gudea hired 216,000 men, not that he needed this number of men but because he wanted it completed in the swiftest possible timespan with a view to impressing his god.  

MARDUK RUBBISHES ENINNU BLINDFOLD

Once the Eninnu was put up and it was fully operationalised, Zidda was tasked to go around the world and demonstrably instruct people that Taurus, the Age of the Bull, was very much in force and that the Age of Aries, though imminent, still had not showed up and that it was not until a hundred years at the very least that Taurus would completely fade and be supplanted by Aries.

“To Ningishzidda the Anunnaki leaders appealed, how to the people the skies to observe to teach,” say the Sumerian records. “In his wisdom stone structures Ningishzidda devised, Ninurta and Ishkur-Adad to erect them helped. In the settled lands, near and far, the people how the skies to observe they taught, that the Sun in the Constellation of the Bull was still rising to the people they showed.”

Meanwhile, word to the effect that Ninurta had completed the duo-purpose Eninnu had reached Marduk in Egypt. Told that the Eninnu observatory arose in order to refute his claim that his supremacy was due, a defiant Marduk answered thus: “Curse Ninurta’s observatory. He must honour Celestial Time, not the Eninnu’s Zodiac Time.  Coming is my constellation, the Ram.  When the Sun rises in the Ram, I, not Enlilites, must rule Sumer.  Each sign gets equal time on the horizon.  The Sun rises on my Ram, not Enlil’s Bull and so I must rule.

Zodiac Time gives Ninurta rule two centuries more than Celestial Time.” Marduk still was adamant that mathematically, his rule was long overdue and he was the de jure Lord of Earth. In fact in Egypt at the time, celestial depictions showed the Sun rising over the Bull of Heaven alright but the Bull of Heaven was depicted tethered and held back. The message was that the Age of Taurus was under arrest for encroaching on the territorial waters of the Age of Aries.

BALLSY INANNA REBOUNDS!

Ninurta was in power for just under 100 years during which absolute peace prevailed throughout Sumer and Akkad. Satisfied that all was well, that he had discharged his mandate as assigned by Enlil with distinction, he asked Enlil to release him. Remember, Ninurta was not interested in being ruler of Earth or Nibiru. He had left that to Nannar-Sin, who was his father’s preferred candidate. Enlil thanked him, awarded him accolades, and released him without fanfare.   The year was circa 2125 BC.

Now, if you thought following the nuking of her Indus Valley domain and her subsequent baby-sitting by her parents Inanna was history, you are totally mistaken. Inanna was a woman but she had bigger balls than most males. Having learnt that Ninurta had departed Sumer, she waited for five years and then made a dramatic return to her erstwhile cult city of Uruk, where she was welcomed in a manner befitting a conquering heroine.  It seemed the people of Uruk adored her not because she was particularly great but out of pure sentimentality.

Watching this development, Enlil did not immediately react, perhaps sensitive as to how his favourite son Nannar-Sin, Inanna’s father, would react when he had tamed her so remarkably for the past 20 years, during which time  she had committed no single act of mischief whatsoever  but remained compliant,  docile, and obscure.  Enlil hoped such exemplary conduct would continue to be her hallmark in the advent of her return to Uruk. Sadly, it wasn’t to be.

Inanna once again wanted to wield power: she wasn’t made for obscurity at all. When Ninurta had left Sumer, he had ensured that each city-state had its own governor. The governor of Uruk was Utu-Hegal.  Inanna quickly turned on her charm and soon Utu-Hegal, who previously worshiped her twin brother Utu-Shamash, was now fawning at her.  Inanna reckoned that if she was to regain her might, she had to take care of the Gutians, who being Ninurta’s minions were a constant menace to the kings of Sumer.

In 2120 BC, Tirigan succeeded to the throne as the Gutians 19th king in their state of Kutha near the Zagros Mountains.   On the very day he was crowned, Inanna let loose Utu-Hegal on him, after having spread the false propaganda that Utu-Hegal was waging war on Tirigan at the service of Enlil.

The two armies clashed at some rendezvous and with Inanna’s strategic genius, Utu-Hergal routed Tirigan who retreated and with tail between legs sought refuge in a city known as Dubrum. But the moment the people of Dubrum heard the false news that Enlil’s army was on its way to overrun Kutha, they arrested Tirigan and his family and when Utu-Hegal arrived handed them to him on a silver platter. After being on the throne for only 40 days, Tirigan was deposed. Inanna was back with a bang and once again was calling the shots in Sumer. Would she last this time around?
    

NEXT  WEEK: ENIGMATIC GALZU RESURFACES WITH DARK PROGNOSIS

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If I say the word ‘robot’ to you,  I can guess what would immediately spring to mind –  a cute little Android or animal-like creature with human or pet animal characteristics and a ‘heart’, that is to say to say a battery, of gold, the sort we’ve all seen in various movies and  tv shows.  Think R2D2 or 3CPO in Star Wars, Wall-E in the movie of the same name,  Sonny in I Robot, loveable rogue Bender in Futurama,  Johnny 5 in Short Circuit…

Of course there are the evil ones too, the sort that want to rise up and eliminate us  inferior humans – Roy Batty in Blade Runner, Schwarzenegger’s T-800 in The Terminator,  Box in Logan’s Run,  Police robots in Elysium and  Otomo in Robocop.

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ROBOT BLOODHOUNDS Sometimes by the time that one of us smells something the damage has already begun – the smell of burning rubber or even worse, the smell of deadly gas. Thank goodness for a robot capable of quickly detecting and analyzing a smell from our very own footprint.

A*Library Bot The A*Star (Singapore) developed library bot which when books are equipped with RFID location chips, can scan shelves quickly seeking out-of-place titles.  It manoeuvres with ease around corners, enhances the sorting and searching of books, and can self-navigate the library facility during non-open hours.

DRUG-COMPOUNDING ROBOT Automated medicine distribution system, connected to the hospital prescription system. It’s goal? To manipulate a large variety of objects (i.e.: drug vials, syringes, and IV bags) normally used in the manual process of drugs compounding to facilitate stronger standardisation, create higher levels of patient safety, and lower the risk of hospital staff exposed to toxic substances.

AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY ROBOTS Applications include screw-driving, assembling, painting, trimming/cutting, pouring hazardous substances, labelling, welding, handling, quality control applications as well as tasks that require extreme precision,

AGRICULTURAL ROBOTS Ecrobotix, a Swiss technology firm has a solar-controlled ‘bot that not only can identify weeds but thereafter can treat them. Naio Technologies based in southwestern France has developed a robot with the ability to weed, hoe, and assist during harvesting. Energid Technologies has developed a citrus picking system that retrieves one piece of fruit every 2-3 seconds and Spain-based Agrobot has taken the treachery out of strawberry picking. Meanwhile, Blue River Technology has developed the LettuceBot2 that attaches itself to a tractor to thin out lettuce fields as well as prevent herbicide-resistant weeds. And that’s only scratching the finely-tilled soil.

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These examples all come from the aptly-named site www.willrobotstakemyjob.com    because while these functions are labour-saving and ripe for automation, the increasing use of artificial intelligence in the workplace will undoubtedly lead to increasing reliance on machines and a resulting swathe of human redundancies in a broad spectrum of industries and services.

This process has been greatly boosted by the global pandemic due to a combination of a workforce on furlough, whether by decree or by choice, and the obvious advantages of using virus-free machines – I don’t think computer viruses count!  For example, it was suggested recently that their use might have a beneficial effect in care homes for the elderly, solving short staffing issues and cheering up the old folks with the novelty of having their tea, coffee and medicines delivered by glorified model cars.  It’s a theory, at any rate.

Already, customers at the South-Korean  fast-food chain No Brand Burger can avoid any interaction with a human server during the pandemic.  The chain is using robots to take orders, prepare food and bring meals out to diners.  Customers order and pay via touchscreen, then their request is sent to the kitchen where a cooking machine heats up the buns and patties. When it’s ready, a robot ‘waiter’ brings out their takeout bag.   

‘This is the first time I’ve actually seen such robots, so they are really amazing and fun,’ Shin Hyun Soo, an office worker at No Brand in Seoul for the first time, told the AP. 

Human workers add toppings to the burgers and wrap them up in takeout bags before passing them over to yellow-and-black serving robots, which have been compared to Minions. 

Also in Korea, the Italian restaurant chain Mad for Garlic is using serving robots even for sit-down customers. Using 3D space mapping and other technology, the electronic ‘waiter,’ known as Aglio Kim, navigates between tables with up to five orders.  Mad for Garlic manager Lee Young-ho said kids especially like the robots, which can carry up to 66lbs in their trays.

These catering robots look nothing like their human counterparts – in fact they are nothing more than glorified food trolleys so using our thumb rule from the movies, mankind is safe from imminent takeover but clearly  Korean hospitality sector workers’ jobs are not.

And right there is the dichotomy – replacement by stealth.  Remote-controlled robotic waiters and waitresses don’t need to be paid, they don’t go on strike and they don’t spread disease so it’s a sure bet their army is already on the march.

But there may be more redundancies on the way as well.  Have you noticed how AI designers have an inability to use words of more than one syllable?  So ‘robot’ has become ‘bot’ and ‘android’ simply ‘droid?  Well, guys, if you continue to build machines ultimately smarter than yourselves you ‘rons  may find yourself surplus to requirements too – that’s ‘moron’ to us polysyllabic humans”!

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