Misogynistic, sexist, xenophobic, outspoken, far too big for his boots and not short of a bob or two – no, not Donald Trump but rather the former star presenter of the BBC’s hit motoring show Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson. Clarkson was spectacularly ‘let go’ from the show last March after landing a sucker punch on the mouth of one of the show’s under-producers. Though industry insiders claimed that it was more to do with the fact that the ultimate bloke’s bloke, Clarkson, was the target of a vendetta by BBC CEO Danny Cohen who’d been looking for an excuse to fire him for some time, till finally Clarkson signed his own death warrant with, almost literally, one final blow.
All this, of course, is water under the bridge. Clarkson, along with his two trusty sidekicks, James May and Richard Hammond, were soon snapped up by Amazon Prime. The Dream Team was reunited, back on the small screen and laughing all the way to the bank with their huge salary increases, so all’s well that ends well.
Well, perhaps not quite happily ever after for everyone because with an angry backlash from the show’s millions of fans worldwide and the sound of voting feet running-not walking away-the BBC was left with egg on her face, the remnants of a runny yolk from the last golden one laid by her money-making goose before she killed it off. Then, realising at the last minute, the precipitousness of her action, a team of creative writing and editing paramedics was hastily assembled to try and revive the poor, lifeless bird. Feverishly working away behind closed doors for the past several months, they occasionally popped their heads out with a titbit for reporters anxiously waiting for news. “Jodie Kidd”, whispered one. “Sue Perkins”, countered another. “Definitely Chris Evans”, said one apparently in the know. But still the door remained firmly closed until just before Christmas when some worrying secret reportage appeared in the press. Chris Evans, it was said, was unable to talk to the camera and drive at the same time. Hmmmm. That would be a bit of a no-no for Top Gear’s anchorman. ‘Chris Evans gets carsick’, screamed another headline, with embarrassing footage of the middle-aged DJ apparently throwing up at the side of the famous Top Gear track. The golden goose, it was clear, was back on life support again and it was still touch and go.
Then this week the door was finally thrown open, the patient declared fit enough to hiss again and a whole new line-up alongside the carsick, mono-functional Evans was revealed to the waiting paparazzi, the few that aren’t following Clarkson and company around and whose editors probably had it in for them, that is. And one look at the motley crew says it all – that the senior hospital staff at the BBC had decided to swing as far away from Clarkson and his mates as was humanly possible. Out go the blokey blokes and in come…one girl, one German (actually those two are one and the same but don’t mention the war) one geriatric, one person of colour, one Yankee, one faceless guy no-one’s ever heard of and of course, one ginger in the form of Chris Evans – the shade should go nicely with his test drive skin shade of green-around-the-gills – and last but not least another anonymous Stig. Looking at them all in the obligatory photo op they look like rejects from the Everyman Casting Company’s client list after they tried out for bit parts in a new Hell’s Angel’s film, all clad alike in an assortment of slim-leg jeans, biker boots and the odd leather jacket thrown in for good measure. And there’s another problem. Clarkson, Captain Slow and The Hamster did scruffy Harry Casual completely naturally whereas this lot look like they’re trying too hard and not quite managing.
The inclusion of the American (Matt le Blanc) and the geriatric (former racing driver and F1 grandee Eddie Jordan) had already been announced earlier in the week, leaving many commentators utterly flummoxed. True, Le Blanc was once the fastest star in a reasonably priced car and a self-confessed petrol head but surely the essence of Top Gear is its utter Britishness? But of course now we know that everything is opposite in the Evans Through The Looking Glass version, that makes perfect sense, as does the selection of a German who also happens to be a Fraulein, battering down the walls of the former male bastion in the triple interests of Political Correctness, Feminism and Anglo-Deutch relations (but don’t mention the war, not even the war of the sexes). As for the black guy, one Rory Reid, what he lacks in African nomenclature, he seems to make up for in genealogy and a bit of chutzpah, in as much as though very much an ingénue in broadcasting terms, he won his spot with a 30-second audition tape submitted on a long-odds off-chance. And that only leaves Chris Harris who, as already mentioned, no-one’s ever heard of.
Former Top Gear fans inevitably took to Twitter as fast as their little fingers could tap, mocking the PC parade and predicting the new show’s swift demise. Clarkson, Hammond & May, meanwhile, have remained silent though they’re probably chortling quietly as they make their way back to the bank to check on their fortunes.
So finally we now know who but we still aren’t sure of the how, when or where. And if initial reaction is anything to go by, if this is really an egg laid by the once golden goose, it can only be described as addled and never mind the goose, I’d lay odds that, that poor old bird is now barren.
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Seventy-seven years ago, on the evening of December 2, 1943, the Germans launched a surprise air raid on allied shipping in the Italian port of Bari, which was then the key supply centre for the British 8th army’s advance in Italy.
The attack was spearheaded by 105 Junkers JU88 bombers under the overall command of the infamous Air Marshal Wolfram von Richthofen (who had initially achieved international notoriety during the Spanish Civil War for his aerial bombardment of Guernica). In a little over an hour the German aircraft succeeded in sinking 28 transport and cargo ships, while further inflicting massive damage to the harbour’s facilities, resulting in the port being effectively put out of action for two months.
Over two thousand ground personnel were killed during the raid, with the release of a secret supply of mustard gas aboard one of the destroyed ships contributing to the death toll, as well as subsequent military and civilian casualties. The extent of the later is a controversy due to the fact that the American and British governments subsequently covered up the presence of the gas for decades.
At least five Batswana were killed and seven critically wounded during the raid, with one of the wounded being miraculously rescued floating unconscious out to sea with a head wound. He had been given up for dead when he returned to his unit fourteen days later. The fatalities and casualties all occurred when the enemy hit an ammunition ship adjacent to where 24 Batswana members of the African Pioneer Corps (APC) 1979 Smoke Company where posted.
Thereafter, the dozen surviving members of the unit distinguished themselves for their efficiency in putting up and maintaining smokescreens in their sector, which was credited with saving additional shipping. For his personal heroism in rallying his men following the initial explosions Company Corporal Chitu Bakombi was awarded the British Empire Medal, while his superior officer, Lieutenant N.F. Moor was later given an M.B.E.
Remember: bricks and cement are used to build a house, but mutual love, respect and companionship are used to build a HOME. And amongst His signs is this: He creates for you mates out of your own kind, so that you may find contentment (Sukoon) with them, and He engenders love and tenderness between you; in this behold, there are signs (messages) indeed for people who reflect and think (Quran 30:21).
This verse talks about contentment; this implies companionship, of their being together, sharing together, supporting one another and creating a home of peace. This verse also talks about love between them; this love is both physical and emotional. For love to exist it must be built on the foundation of a mutually supportive relationship guided by respect and tenderness. As the Quran says; ‘they are like garments for you, and you are garments for them (Quran 2:187)’. That means spouses should provide each other with comfort, intimacy and protection just as clothing protects, warms and dignifies the body.
In Islam marriage is considered an ‘ibaadah’, (an act of pleasing Allah) because it is about a commitment made to each other, that is built on mutual love, interdependence, integrity, trust, respect, companionship and harmony towards each other. It is about building of a home on an Islamic foundation in which peace and tranquillity reigns wherein your offspring are raised in an atmosphere conducive to a moral and upright upbringing so that when we all stand before Him (Allah) on that Promised Day, He will be pleased with them all.
Most marriages start out with great hopes and rosy dreams; spouses are truly committed to making their marriages work. However, as the pressures of life mount, many marriages change over time and it is quite common for some of them to run into problems and start to flounder as the reality of living with a spouse that does not meet with one’s pre-conceived ‘expectations’. However, with hard work and dedication, couples can keep their marriages strong and enjoyable. How is it done? What does it take to create a long-lasting, satisfying marriage?
Below are some of the points that have been taken from a marriage guidance article I read recently and adapted for this purposes.
POSITIVITY Spouses should have far more positive than negative interactions. If there is too much negativity — criticizing, demanding, name-calling, holding grudges, etc. — the relationship will suffer. However, if there is never any negativity, it probably means that frustrations and grievances are not getting ‘air time’ and unresolved tension is accumulating inside one or both partners waiting to ‘explode’ one day.
“Let not some men among you laugh at others: it may be that the (latter) are better than the (former): nor let some women laugh at others: it may be that the (latter) are better than the (former): nor defame nor be sarcastic to each other, nor call each other by (offensive) nicknames.” (49:11)
We all have our individual faults though we may not see them nor want to admit to them but we will easily identify them in others. The key is balance between the two extremes and being supportive of one another. To foster positivity in a marriage that help make them stable and happy, being affectionate, truly listening to each other, taking joy in each other’s achievements and being playful are just a few examples of positive interactions. Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “The believers who show the most perfect faith are those who have the best character and the best of you are those who are best to their wives”
Another characteristic of happy marriages is empathy; understanding your spouses’ perspective by putting oneself in his or her shoes. By showing that understanding and identifying with your spouse is important for relationship satisfaction. Spouses are more likely to feel good about their marriage and if their partner expresses empathy towards them. Husbands and wives are more content in their relationships when they feel that their partners understand their thoughts and feelings.
Successful married couples grow with each other; it simply isn’t wise to put any person in charge of your happiness. You must be happy with yourself before anyone else can be. You are responsible for your actions, your attitudes and your happiness. Your spouse just enhances those things in your life. Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “Treat your women well and be kind to them for they are your partners and committed helpers.”
Successful marriages involve both spouses’ commitment to the relationship. The married couple should learn the art of compromise and this usually takes years. The largest parts of compromise are openness to the other’s point of view and good communication when differences arise.
When two people are truly dedicated to making their marriage work, despite the unavoidable challenges and obstacles that come, they are much more likely to have a relationship that lasts. Husbands and wives who only focus on themselves and their own desires are not as likely to find joy and satisfaction in their relationships.
Another basic need in a relationship is each partner wants to feel valued and respected. When people feel that their spouses truly accept them for who they are, they are usually more secure and confident in their relationships. Often, there is conflict in marriage because partners cannot accept the individual preferences of their spouses and try to demand change from one another. When one person tries to force change from another, he or she is usually met with resistance.
However, change is much more likely to occur when spouses respect differences and accept each other unconditionally. Basic acceptance is vital to a happy marriage. Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “It is the generous (in character) who is good to women, and it is the wicked who insults them.” “Overlook (any human faults) with gracious forgiveness.” (Quran 15:85)
COMPASSION, MUTUAL LOVE AND RESPECT
Other important components of successful marriages are love, compassion and respect for each other. The fact is, as time passes and life becomes increasingly complicated, the marriage is often stressed and suffers as a result. A happy and successful marriage is based on equality. When one or the other dominates strongly, intimacy is replaced by fear of displeasing.
It is all too easy for spouses to lose touch with each other and neglect the love and romance that once came so easily. It is vital that husbands and wives continue to cultivate love and respect for each other throughout their lives. If they do, it is highly likely that their relationships will remain happy and satisfying. Move beyond the fantasy and unrealistic expectations and realize that marriage is about making a conscious choice to love and care for your spouse-even when you do not feel like it.
Seldom can one love someone for whom we have no respect. This also means that we have to learn to overlook and forgive the mistakes of one’s partner. In other words write the good about your partner in stone and the bad in dust, so that when the wind comes it blows away the bad and only the good remains.
Paramount of all, marriage must be based on the teachings of the Noble Qur’an and the teachings and guidance of our Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). To grow spiritually in your marriage requires that you learn to be less selfish and more loving, even during times of conflict. A marriage needs love, support, tolerance, honesty, respect, humility, realistic expectations and a sense of humour to be successful.
The past week or two has been a mixed grill of briefs in so far as the national employment picture is concerned. BDC just injected a further P64 million in Kromberg & Schubert, the automotive cable manufacturer and exporter, to help keep it afloat in the face of the COVID-19-engendered global economic apocalypse. The financial lifeline, which follows an earlier P36 million way back in 2017, hopefully guarantees the jobs of 2500, maybe for another year or two.
It was also reported that a bulb manufacturing company, which is two years old and is youth-led, is making waves in Selibe Phikwe. Called Bulb Word, it is the only bulb manufacturing operation in Botswana and employs 60 people. The figure is not insignificant in a town that had 5000 jobs offloaded in one fell swoop when BCL closed shop in 2016 under seemingly contrived circumstances, so that as I write, two or three buyers have submitted bids to acquire and exhume it from its stage-managed grave.